Legend of the Chupacarbra
The Chupacabra (translation: "Goat Sucker") of Spanish legend comes to life in this b-movie monster / horror / mockumentary. Maria Esperanza films the strange creature mutilating her uncle, and old woman, some cows, etc. Side-by-side with a team of students she attempts to track down the latex beast. There is a very "Blair Witch Project" quality to this film.

rated: anus
Mark Mattis Review: For the record, I thought Blair Witch Project was one of the most unscary - stupid films ever made. With that in mind, let's get this out of the way right now - I consider "The Legend of the Chupacabra" to be the absolute WORST movie EVER made. I don't know how I sat through this movie. I don't know why I sat through it. Some bad movies are unintentionally funny. This is not one of those movies. This movie is UNWATCHABLE. I gave this movie to Cyrus Poe. I told him to keep it. I told him I didn't want it back. Unfortunately, he gave it back. He has threatened me with physical violence if I ever (again) try to slip the DVD into his gym bag or pickup truck. If you have friends you are politely trying to get rid of - buy this movie for them.

rated: anus
Cyrus Poe Review: Awful. Completely awful.