Tales from the Crapper
This is a story only a true Troma fan can appreciate. Troma hired someone to make a mini-DV feature film. The person did an insane bad job. The film was so bad that Troma fired the person. Troma then spent more money to try and turn all of the shot footage into something watchable. They ended up with 2 quasi-features that still make very little sense. The first film stars a porn star as a (female) renegade cop. Strippers have getting murdered. She plans to solve the case. The second feature is about a recent high school graduate who needs to raise money for college tution. So, he throws a party with strippers. Sadly, the strippers are vampires who try to eat all of the party guests.

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Mark Mattis Review: These two films are bad. Very - VERY bad. As a die-hard Troma fan I was able to pull a few moments of joy from these 2 films. By and large, it was a painfull experience that I do no plan to repeat any time in the near future. The porn star renegade cop thing was so painfull. Very - VERY painfull. The intermission with Llyod directing a lesbian, transvestite scene was watchable. The second feature - with strangers paying a $100 cover charge to attend a party with strippers has some serious plot issues. It also has far more comedy. Avoid this film!

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Cyrus Poe Review: It is sad when Ted Rami getting a rubber chicken shoved up his butt is the highlight of the movie.